Yooper Airlines We Are Pleased To Announce Yooper Air Is Now Operating In Minnysota. Also Serving Visconsin, Nort And Sout Dakota and da U.P. in…
Winterize Your Lawn
“Winterize your lawn,” the big sign outside the garden store commanded. I’ve fed it, watered it, mowed it, raked it and watched a lot of…
What The Doctor Really Means . . .
“Well, what have we here…?” He has no idea and is hoping you’ll give him a clue. “We’re not feeling so well today, are we…?”…
Facilities
A story is told about a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were…
Things NOT To Say When Hanging Tree Lights
Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? The other two…
The Stove
An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon…
Wife Sick – Husband Suffers
Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by a well-meaning husband who has inherited the house and kids. Monday A.M….
If You Love Somebody
THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free… If it comes back, it’s yours, If it doesn’t, it never was yours…. THE PESSIMIST…
Kids Part … 1
************************************************* BAND-AID Little Johnny went to the Doctor to get a vaccination. After the shot, the Doc pulled out a Band-Aid and started to cover…
Silly People
Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without…
