THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love something,
Set it free…
If it comes back, it’s yours,
If it doesn’t, it never was yours….
THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.
THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t comes back within some time limit,
forget her.
THE PATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait
until she comes back …
THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *
THE LAWYER’S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
THE STATISTICIAN’S VERSION::
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
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