Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are
interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle when you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with memory?
A: Storing memory is not a problem — retrieving it is a problem.
