Queen Revelation

I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall in no wise see mourning. Therefore in one day shall her plagues come, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire; for strong is the Lord God who judged her. And the kings of the earth, who committed fornication and […]

Devil’s Visit

One day, the devil was caught up on his paperwork and didn’t have very much to do. So he decided to walk around the Earth and check on the progress his minions were making corrupting mankind. He decided to pick a nice suburban neighborhood to eavesdrop on the thoughts running through people’s minds. His first […]

Devil Goes To Church

Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, “You! I can understand why you didn’t run away, you are in your Lord’s house, you preach against me everyday and you aren’t afraid of me. But YOU (pointing to the farmer), why didn’t you run out scared like everyone else?”

Fallen Angel

A fallen angel came to Satan and asked him for an assignment. Satan asked what kind of angel he was and he said “I am destruction, I teach foul language, anger, and indifference. I cause strife among people, especially believers, which is my specialty.” “I can get them fighting over all kinds of different beliefs […]

The Devil’s Tool Sale

It was advertised that the devil was going to put his tools up for sale. On the date of the sale, the tools were placed for public inspection; each tool being marked with its sale price. They were a treacherous lot of implements … Hatred, Envy, Jealousy,Deceit, Lying, Pride, And so on…. Laid apart from […]