Two guys from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan die and wake up in Hell. The next day the Devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The Devil asks them, “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?” The [...]
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“Winterize your lawn,” the big sign outside the garden store commanded. I’ve fed it, watered it, mowed it, raked it and watched a lot of it die in spite of all my efforts. Now I’m supposed to winterize it? I hope it’s too late. Grass lawns have to be the stupidest thing we’ve come up [...]
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“Well, what have we here…?” He has no idea and is hoping you’ll give him a clue. “We’re not feeling so well today, are we…?” I’m stalling for time. “If it doesn’t clear up in a week, give me a call.” I don’t know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself. “Let [...]
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A story is told about a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week’s vacation in Florida, so she wrote to a particular campground asking for a reservation. However, she wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn’t [...]
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