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		<title>50 Plus</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 19:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Lesson</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 19:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Rabbit was walking down the road when he spotted a crow at the tip top of a very tall tree. He shouted, "Good Morning, Mr. Crow." Mr. Crow shouted back down, "Good Morning Mr. Rabbit." Mr. Rabbit shouted up, "Whatcha doin' today?" and the answer shouted back down was, "Absolutely nothin' Mr. Rabbit - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Kiss</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[College professors, by department, describe a kiss: COMPUTER SCIENCE "A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte." ALGEBRA "A kiss is two divided by nothing." PHYSICS "A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart." CHEMISTRY "A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Little More Bread</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old Jewish man goes to a diner every day for lunch. He always orders the soup du jour. One day the manager asks him how he liked his meal. The old man replies (with Yiddish accent) "Wass goot, but you could give a little more bread." So the next day the manager tells the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dieter&#8217;s Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA['Twas the night before Christmas and all around my hips were Fanny May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care in hopes that my thighs would forget they were there. While Mama in her girdle and I in chin straps had just settled down to sugar-borne naps. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wayside Chapel</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 12:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An English schoolteacher was in Switzerland and looking for a room to rent for when she would begin her teaching there the following fall. She asked the schoolmaster if he would recommended any. He took her to see several rooms, and when everything was settled she returned home to make final preparations for the move. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus&#8217; Car</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for (grin) "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Light Bulb</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 00:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes an epiphany in life comes to us as a light bulb moment, much like the kind you may see on Oprah when audience members are turned on by a particular idea or new way of thinking. Sometimes it takes a series of tiny sparks to shed some light on an issue not previously deemed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Might be a Preacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You Might be a Preacher if.... You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover you really were. You've ever wondered why people couldn't die at more appropriate times. You're leading the church into the 21st century, but you don't know what you're preaching on Sunday. A church picnic is no picnic -- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Cook</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 21:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You Know You Are a Bad Cook When... You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece. Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat. Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk. When you barbecue, two of your kids hold [...]]]></description>
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