How many white hairs have you been given?

Matthew 7:2-5For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged: and with what measure you use, it shall be measured back to you. And why do you look at the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank that is in your own eye? Or how can you say […]

50 Plus

Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you […]

A Lesson

Mr. Rabbit was walking down the road when he spotted a crow at the tip top of a very tall tree. He shouted, “Good Morning, Mr. Crow.” Mr. Crow shouted back down, “Good Morning Mr. Rabbit.” Mr. Rabbit shouted up, “Whatcha doin’ today?” and the answer shouted back down was, “Absolutely nothin’ Mr. Rabbit – […]

A Kiss

College professors, by department, describe a kiss: COMPUTER SCIENCE “A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.” ALGEBRA “A kiss is two divided by nothing.” PHYSICS “A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart.” CHEMISTRY “A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction […]

A Little More Bread

An old Jewish man goes to a diner every day for lunch. He always orders the soup du jour. One day the manager asks him how he liked his meal. The old man replies (with Yiddish accent) “Wass goot, but you could give a little more bread.” So the next day the manager tells the […]