Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you [...]
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Our story happened a long time ago in a small farm just outside Littleville. All the animals lived in peace there, spending their time having fun and playing in the sun all day long. They had nothing to worry about; all they had to do was provide food for their master. So the cows gave [...]
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Our story happened in a small mountain town where Amy lived with her parents in the most beautiful house around. Amy was a pretty girl, the pride of her parents, but she was lazy. She slept a lot and every morning, when the first sun beam caressed her face, she used to ignore the light, [...]
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Mr. Rabbit was walking down the road when he spotted a crow at the tip top of a very tall tree. He shouted, “Good Morning, Mr. Crow.” Mr. Crow shouted back down, “Good Morning Mr. Rabbit.” Mr. Rabbit shouted up, “Whatcha doin’ today?” and the answer shouted back down was, “Absolutely nothin’ Mr. Rabbit – [...]
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College professors, by department, describe a kiss: COMPUTER SCIENCE “A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.” ALGEBRA “A kiss is two divided by nothing.” PHYSICS “A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart.” CHEMISTRY “A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction [...]
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