March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb – Old Proverb Just when I’m convinced my dog is a creature with the IQ of soap scum, fit only for barking, pooping and licking herself (and then attempting to lick everyone else), she proves me wrong. In fact, she manages to remind [...]
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and [...]
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The church shouldn’t just be a meeting for Christians; it ought to be a sending place for Christians.Inspirational Stories James 4:7Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
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TO: Commander-in-Chief Spiritual Armed Forces, Jesus Christ Dear Lord: I am writing this to You to request a transfer to a desk job. I herewith present my reasons: I began my career as a private, but because of the intensity of the battle You have quickly moved me up in the ranks. You have made [...]
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Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” I said, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled and nodded knowingly, “That’s why we ask.” Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner [...]
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