After living a “decent” life, my time on earth came to an end.
The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table.
Tags: Judgment Day, Life after Death
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With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.
Tags: New Baby, Old Mother
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My human will never let me eat her pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie. I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium. I must not [...]
Tags: cat, new years resolution
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One day I received a phone call from Lake Ann Baptist Camp, asking me to play the part of a homeless person at a youth winter retreat for a downstate youth group. The camp staffer stated that I was the only person that he could think of that would do such a thing. What he really meant that I was the only one stupid enough to do such a thing. So naturally, I said “Yes.”
Tags: bum, homeless, humility
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The families in their Sunday best
Are gathered here today
To offer praise to God above
And bow their heads to pray.
Tags: church, UR Missing
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